Friday, August 29, 2008

Arts & Entertainment



















California (tipi), 1983, Polaroid

Scene Update

The gallery that is home of the most shocking event in Sebastopol cultural history is not pressing charges.   It turns out the perp had no particular axe to grind with the art or the artist (damn!), or even the gallery.  She just wanted to be arrested.  As in a cry for help.  Which I hope she gets.   As told to this reporter by an eyewitness "She just had that look in her eye, you know?  I've seen it once or twice before.  She just smashed it and sat down, wanting to get arrested.  She had nowhere else to go".  

Throwin' in the Towel
Our San Francisco correspondent reports of finding out about Bolinas' "response to Burning Man" called Gushing Woman, wherein participants gather on the beach to celebrate women and the fluids they love.  Or have.  No one is quite sure at this point.  Yet, when our man in parenthesis went online to check it out "all I could find was female ejaculation porn."   

The two most terrifying words in the English language:  Jazz Brunch

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